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Pseudo Profanity

Jr88

Posted 12:34 pm, 08/27/2017

Sis on you pister, you aint so mucking fuch.

Momma'sgonecrazy

Posted 10:28 am, 08/27/2017

Snit, Frackit, Doggone Blasters, beeatches....the list goes on and on!

MarieLaveau

Posted 7:35 am, 08/24/2017

Used to hear alot of you bunch of FAM DOOLS......

MarieLaveau

Posted 7:21 am, 08/24/2017

Mudder pucker......

ht

Posted 8:52 pm, 08/23/2017

One of my besties says "Mother Dawg!"

yadkindogs

Posted 11:31 am, 08/23/2017

Verbally, I prefer to use the actual word for proper effect and to ensure my seriousness is not ignored. But texting or non-verbally, I've used these alot:

"Shiza!"
"Shart!"
"Dirty Democrat!"
"Felkerbosen!"
"Fraq!"
"Dimbo Doompa!"
"Mother Obama!"
"Dirty Diana!"
and
"Fahrvergn├╝gen!!!!!"

bobster123

Posted 3:18 am, 08/11/2017

Kit schicking music

Jimbojolly

Posted 8:17 pm, 08/10/2017

Mother Humper!

high_on_life

Posted 7:41 pm, 08/10/2017

smuckin fart***

Cajahah

Posted 6:41 pm, 08/10/2017

Nucking Futz

Crypt

Posted 6:22 pm, 08/10/2017

Those **** republidumbs.

bobster123

Posted 5:25 pm, 08/10/2017

You son of a democrat.

168Amax

Posted 5:12 pm, 08/10/2017

Don't step in that pile of umpire

Pollock

Posted 3:18 pm, 08/10/2017

ODD that's the best story I've heard in ages ... Muckenfess, haha!


Satan, funny as always!

Satan

Posted 3:13 pm, 08/10/2017

"Pseudo Profanity"...
it's all fun and games until some hillbilly makes Meth out of it,
then the County has another crisis to deal with

Jimbojolly

Posted 1:32 pm, 08/10/2017

This doesn't exactly fit but years ago I helped a guy run some heavy pipe. When we lifted a very heavy piece he would often say, "Don't strain your milk!"

Old Dixie Dog

Posted 12:41 pm, 08/10/2017

Strange as it my seem, I attended school with a girl named Ellen Muckenfess. To my knowledge, not one person acknowledged that her name was a little different or odd.

1goddess

Posted 12:34 pm, 08/10/2017

good one Robeson

Robeson

Posted 12:32 pm, 08/10/2017

Trump It

MarieLaveau

Posted 11:55 am, 08/10/2017

"CHOIR BOY"

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